Back From My Hols And BEX Has GONE!!!!

How dare the British public?

I do not understand those who voted but obviously they are demented and are now back in their asylums.

"Brilliant" Was how Rebecca described her time in da house and she was brilliant. My opinion on her swayed from one week to the next and while I was away sunning myself in sunny France, (yes it actually was sunny over that little splat of sea we call the Channel); I have kept up via the internet on my little mobile and OK.....not the best way to view BB but it was the only way. I have to have a couple of weeks away each year and it is such a shame that BB interrupts my time in such a cruel way - DAMN IT!!! But I digress, with Bex gone, what do we have? Stu is now head of house - an idea nabbed from American BB and sorry its BORING. 

I fear that the Bell of Bex has sounded and with her booming voice and buxom handfuls, the end of Big Brother is nigh. 

Where is the excitement? Waiting for something new is the answer we fans want and we are not getting. I feel that even if I had not been able to access the internet, I would not have missed anything. - Oh except for Bex going that is. 

Back After A Small Break

Been off-line for a week - Must have caught Butch's strain of flu?

Now back with an Apple Macbook Pro and all it's gadgetry and recovering from my week long enforced 'Blog break'.

While I've been away so much has happened and it is not just 'Cookie' who has had view changes on certain people. Mario has changed in my estimation from being a egotistical idiot at the start to a not so bad bloke a couple of weeks ago, to a jumped up turd now.......Amazing how throwing in a treble Belinda can upset the HIS apple cart isn't it?

Lisa Get's Rabbit Flu And Survives

"My rabbit died of myxomatosis" said Lisa, then adding, "I thought I had it too as I caught a cold the following week"............

Eerie silence filled the room...............................

"What symptoms did you have?" Replied a stunned Tangio

"A cold" the butch one responded, expecting some sympathy and support........

More eerie silence filled the room.........

[STARRING IN THE PICTURE IS LULUBUN THE LIONHEAD. SHE IS NOT LISA'S DEPARTED BUNNY BUT ONE OF MY VELLY SPECIAL BUNNY WABBITS]

Zoo Task Photo Special

Dr Tangio-Mario Dolittle and his Zoo of animals.

We have Dale and Rex the boxing kangaroos who worked so hard.






And the tired hungry bunny wabbits Darnell and Mohamed too.






Then on to the 'Go-Gos' as my little girl once called them Butch and Sexpot who played their parts well.





A two-headed llama, one happy head was Rachel and the other happy head was Kat; neither head grew angry or sad. Both heads ALWAYS HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!





The forgetful elephants of Mikey and Luke

were.......forgetful and blue.



And last but not least the Bexie Pollard and Alpha Bitch (not for long) Jen seals were ......

WET.


And Jen was very unhappy but then again she is NEVER happy.

Zoo-per, They Passed

No need for Luke to moan about lentils and chick peas as the housemates have passed yet another task! That makes it three in a row now and they are on a roll.

Big Brother turned the house into a zoo with each animal team being allowed three fails.

The two-headed llama and the flamingos incurred no fails.

The rabbits incurred only two fails.

The kangaroos passed their boxing task with flying colours -- Dale increased his strength by 10.2 per cent, and Rex improved by a MASSIVE 12.8 per cent.

The 'Welcome to the Jungle' dancing part had two fails. Rex had a go at Mo, accusing him of not dancing, but Dale and happy Rachel were quick to point out the task was PASSED so shut up.

Michael and Luke disproved the theory that elephants remember everything: they incurred a staggering146 fails on their memory task.
"Yeah!" cheered Luke, with Rachel supportive telling the boys, "Well tried." Typical teacher - What would she have said if they had really screwed up? Oh they did!

Finally it was Mario and the seals, who had been worrying all day. NO FAILS.

The housemates then went crazy, as overall it equalled a pass and the happy housemates are now looking forward to kangaroo, carrots, fresh fish and llama in the luxury hamper....

Picture special in the next blog entry.

Ooooh Lisa! You Bi4tch

In a private conversation with her bulked up partner, Butch Lisa has made it clear she wants Jennifer to be leaving on Friday

During one of their usual gossipy chats, at 3.20pm today, Butch was heard telling Tangio her true feelings towards the whiny model who she voted for eviction yesterday.

She said: "Jen is constantly seeking attention like a naughty child and it can get really wearing."
Butch went on to say: "I'll miss Rex if he goes. He's been in many ways a godsend because of his cooking. He's said nothing offensive to me and he keeps his cool.
"I think we're honoured to have someone who runs an exclusive restaurant."
But remember she never had a problem with Alex! Although I tend to agree with her this time and it would be great to see Jennifer's face when she see's just how unpopular she really is.

Tangio said it would be interesting for the house to finally find out who was really to blame for the escalating argument last week, which led to Dennis being kicked out for spitting in Mohamed's face. Yes Tangio, I think you will definitely find that the public are solidly AGAINST Jen but whether that means they support Mohamed is another thing? I am beginning to see that man in a different light and it is not a nice white gleaming clean one........

What The Odds?

Looking back to the 15th June 2008 the first figure was the odds offered on contestants winning Big Brother. The second figure is what is offered today 1 July 2008. Darnell and Rex are 'coming in' with most others on the way out....... You learn something new every day.

Kathreya 5/2 ~~ Kathreya 5/4 Still favourite
Mikey 5/1 ~~ Darnell 2/1
Luke 5/1 ~~ Luke 9/1
Rachel 9/1 ~~ Rex 12/1
Rex 9/1 ~~ Mikey 14/1
Darnell 9/1 ~~ Rachel 14/1
Dale 14/1 ~~ Mario 25/1
Mo 20/1 ~~ Mo 25/1
Bex 20/1 ~~ Dale 33/1
Jen 25/1 ~~ Stuart 50/1
Dennis 33/1 ~~ Bex 66/1
Mario 50/1 ~~ Lisa 66/1
Lisa 50/1 ~~ Jen 150/1
Sylvia 50/1
Alexandra 100/1

Jen is between 1/25 and 1/33 to GO on Friday with Rex's odds being 8/1 and 10/1 against. Time for BB producers to get another female in the house as they are being booted out in droves.

Rex v Jen - Who voted for who?

As announced earlier in Mutt's crystal ball Rex and Jen are up for the public vote.
They both got SIX votes each but who voted for who (apart from Jen voting for Rex and Rex voting for Jen of course.......But NO! Read on!..........

Dale - Rex and Mo
Darnell - Jen and Mario
Jen - Rachel and Kat
Kat - Jen and Bex
Lisa - Jen and Bex
Luke - Darnell and Rex
Mario - Rex and Mo
Mikey - Darnell and Rex
Mohamed - Bex and Jen
Rachel - Jen and Bex
Bex - Rex and Rachel
Rex - Bex and Jen
Stuart - Rex and Rachel

Six votes - Rex
Six votes - Jen

Five votes - Bex
Three votes - Rachel
Two votes - Mo
Two votes - Darnell
One vote - Kat
One vote - Mario

NO votes for Dale, Lisa, Luke, Mikey and Stuart

Who goes on Friday? Seems Rex doesn't care as he would like to see his girlfriend. Jennifer had seen a vision in some very fishy water that she would be up for eviction: "I knew it was going to be me, I had a feeling this morning."
"I know I've been myself and I know you're yourself as well," she told Rex, "this is how you are in the outside world."
"At least we're real people, we're not two-faced.".....one of her faces said as the other face turned around in stunned amazement at that last comment.

Her fate is sealed (Oh I had to say it and I bet Ch4 have and probably the tabloids too), now it's up to you.