And What Is Sylvia Saying Now?

"Oh Dennis is my hero" that's what she's saying!

And why?

Sylvia Barrie, who escaped civil war in Sierra Leone so knows all about the dangers of war should be able to spot a real hero a mile off claims Dennis McHugh fits her criteria. Oh dear, I guess we all make some odd choices at times and Sylvia has made the strangest choice here.

"He literally put himself - and his position in the house - on the line. So my feelings towards him will never change. [REALLY?]
"I was just upset that my best friend was taken out of the house - I was devastated."
She adds, "It was a case of something that spiralled out of control. I actually did think there would be a fight." [WHAT? DID I MISS THAT BIT OR WAS THAT WHEN BEX STEPPED IN TO STIR THINGS UP?]

Nice, honest (roll eyes) Sylvia called Mohamed a "perv".
This is the Mohamed she claimed asked her to pretend to be a couple while they were in the house. Mo would NEVER think of that - He's to interested in what's for dinner!
Sylvia claimed, "We were playing a game of Truth or Dare and Mohamed said he had a dream about me. I felt sick."
"I didn't find it funny at all. I just think he's a perv. Even just the way he looks at me sometimes.
"I just think, 'Oh stop it, I don't fancy you. Stop it!'" [IF ONLY HE WAS STUART SHE'D HAVE RIPPED HIS CLOTHES OFF AND FORCED HERSELF UPON HIM WITH OR WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION....]

So that's all from Sylvia, her 15 minutes of fame have finished and she's now off to join other forgotten past housemates down the dole queue.

Meanwhile Dennis has scurried back to Scotland with his head in his hands thoroughly ashamed of his actions so why Sylvia thinks he is such a hero is probably beyond him too.

"I'm ashamed of what I did and I totally regret it. I am sorry for what happened. 'I'm bitterly disappointed. I am just looking forward to getting back home to my family now.
"It's been a tough few days, but I need time to rest before I can move on from this. "I need to get my head around everything that has happened."

Dennis still insists he did not spit at Mohamed, but just made a spitting motion which of course is why Mo had to wash his face? I will never understand that bit as whatever the case it was threatening and Dennis's actions were inexcusible.

Dennis's mother Linda Anderson, stood by her son and must have been watching a different show as she feels Mo provoked him? She said: "People have their own opinions of Dennis, but he was provoked and intimidated by Moahemd (she can't spell his name) most of the time."

I have not seen ANY provocation at all and unless it has been when the sound dips are on? Or maybe Mo eating all the food and is provocation?

Talk about standing by your family......

Sylvia + Lust = Stuart

Do you think Stuart will find love in the house?

The girls are telling the boys the answer is NOT; Lust is a different matter though. Rebecca, Sylvia and Jennifer have complained that Rex has jumped to the conclusion they all fancy the latest housemate, claiming they would have ravished any new male housemate……..with muscles.

It would seem though that is it Sylvia who is attracted to the single dad who she originally met in the auditions. (This is being kept secret which is keeping the HMs in the land of paranoia). She’s sharing a bed, giggles like a schoolgirl and turns to mush when ‘he’ walks in the door but she is not admitting to fancying anyone – At least to the boys. When you say “I’m not going to be able to help myself” to Jen though, it is blatantly obvious you fancy the pants off this man.

Sylvia was also most aggrieved later put out when Rex, Dale and Mo said Stuart was ugly. Sylvia has turned into Alex mark II without the gangster connotations and told Mohamed he needed to take a look in the mirror. Sylvia chilled out with a late night bath but she has forgotten one important factor – SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND.

Totally odd scenario when she was in bed with him and wanting a hug which her throwing herself at him basically – She’s a whore.

Today, she's upped the pace and because she knows a little about him, she's enjoying his game. Is she playing too? I don't know with her but she told Bex,"He's just trying to spice things up in here," "That's how he is. He just causes trouble - that's what he does. Expect the unexpected with him."
"He seems like a nice guy though," Bex replied.
"He is a nice guy - that's what I've been trying to tell you all this time," Sylvia jumped in; "He's not a malicious kind of person, he's just trying to spice things up. Spice it up!"
All the flirting must have worn her out as her next comment was, "I feel so lethargic."

Dennis who must had been hiding in the corner then announced he was having a bath which gave Sylvia ammunition for further conversation.
"You're having a bath?" "Let's see now what people would say if I had a bath with you, Dennis!"
"Why?" Bex asked.
"Because last night I had a bath with Stu," Sylvia boasted "and everyone was looking at me."

Do you get her game now? She's trying every tactic from being the house bitch to being the house bike hoping one will work for her - What do you think? Comments welcome.

Jen said Stuart was not her type but as they were both single parents they would have something in common. Yeah so you have thought enough about him so why at some point, has she has decided to make it clear to Dale that they are only friends? After hearing that Luke had told Rex who had told Stuart that all the girls were taken (does that make sense?) Jen is a clever game player and is worried that Jo Public will jump to the same conclusion that her fellow housemates have and she’s going to be considered another Channelle (Nope, I actually think you have one more brain cell than Channelle however it is just the one).
BUT what I want to know is did she tell him about the ‘friends’ bit before or after she said, “You better get my number”.

Jen told Dale this last night while in a cute embrace before they went off to the bathroom for a heart to heart about Dales’ insecurities. The reassurances of him being the eye candy will have fallen on deaf ears now Stuart is there. Jen is playing the game and seeing how badly Sylvia is doing, Jen could be in with a chance – Unless he prefers him scatty Welsh ex Miss Wales cheats?

More post Stuart news; after the Rex suggestion that the crowd noise was fake; some housemates have decided that there’s more going on. Lisa, who saw Jen and Dennis being called to the Diary Room, was left her wondering if they were in on the plot too. Then, Bex seemed surprised because Stuart knew her name and tried to explain it by suggesting he could be Jennifer's ex-boyfriend. Ah he’s a wag with his jokes!

So let us see what happens with Sylvia’s game – she’s hardly subtle but it makes good viewing.

S.S..S..Sylvia

The Queen of mean has left has house but the housemates are unaware that Sylvia, her sidekick and as someone just said on Bigmouth, Alexandra's mini-me, has been left to step into Alex's witchity boots.

Sly Sylvia, who wears dark glasses so no one can see her snoop, creeps behind doors to listen in on conversations so that she can guage which side she prefers to be on. Sensible Sylvia, who saw that the tide was turning against her Queen and decided that sabbotage was the only answer. Feel -No-Pain Sylvia, who has had her private parts pierced and good job too as Queen Alex is not cold in her grave but Sylvia is now speaking ill of her. I would not be at all surprised if she was two-facedly (if that was a word?) bitching, bemoaning and bejewelling her own part (and parts!) in how she discovered Alex was not the Holy Prophet of Islam.


Had we forgotten that Sylvia LIED about her previous life? She said when she first went into the house that she had TWO children whom she was bringing up single handedly. It wasn't until her basic maths let her down and it would have meant her giving bith at the age of six that she admitted that she was a bare faced liar. The other issue was with their names - Table and Chair! Only Mohamed believed her. (Which university did he get into?)


Dennis must be on to Sylvia? And he certainly did not trust her but what was scary was how Alex knew Sylvia was the one who committed high treason against her Queen, yet she was prepared to keep it, hold onto to it and use it against the Siera Leonian when she was good and ready. After hearing all about Alex's connections, Sylvia is now regretting ever crossing her path and hoping she wins or secures a large sum of money from the papers post BB as reconstructive plastic surgery is the only way she will be unrecognisable by the Croydon nutcase.


Tomorrow night is Friday night live - A new housemate is being introduced and who knows who its going to be? Anyone seen Mario's ex wife?

Dennis' Pointless Chat Bombs

Have a horrible feeling Dennis is going to be up for eviction after his direct, indirect attack on housemates behaviour towards each other.

The meeting was instigated because Sylvia putting doubts in Dennis's mind about loyalty. Alex now knows Sylvia has been bitching about her because Dennis told her and being Alex - she's sleeping on it. That is a scary phrase in itself! Later Alex was heard to say; "I thought things were starting to smoothen. (Smoothen? where's her spelling?) out in the House. I was looking forward to that. I don't want to constantly be in an argument. Dennis was marching around the House, stirring things up, causing a problem? Why?"

"Right I'm gonna start this conversation," he announced. "There's certain issues I have, situations and issues arising in the house, how people like to vent their issues, who they like to vent them to, and things going on." He was speaking at 100mph and continued, "I've talked behind people's backs, and I'll tell people about it. I've spoken about Mohamed behind his back about the food situation..."

"Rachel heard a bit of a conversation earlier, and went to other housemates to tell them what she thought I'd said, but I hadn't said it in the way she thinks I did, and that's dangerous to me because what the housemates were told was not what I'd said."

Rachel wants to save the world and that stems from her days of Miss Wales and what didn't help was when she stood up to explain her role. but was shut up quickly by a Dennis in full swing. After more gobbledygook, he then made a pointless point about the mystery of the wet floor in the toilet. "Now, there might be a leak in the luxury bedroom toilet, but it could be that Michael is having trouble during the night. I don't know but I just wanted to mention it." OK Dennis, that's interesting.

By this point everyone was losing the will to live and presuming that Dennis is on a secret mission to bore them all to death.......

Dennis finally sat down giving his fellow housemate the opportunity to speak back. Darnell suggested that the others not to let the pressure of evictions get to them, said, "Don't judge a book by it's cover"; then went on to tell everyone that he loved them. - No you don't!

Rachel then finally got her moment to use her acting skills (with Hugh Grant) and stood up and explained her part in the fuss about Dennis's conversation. "I heard Dennis say 'no more being nice, it's going down tonight. Obviously I misinterpreted that. I think anyone would have misinterpreted that," said Rachel. "So I told the others 'something is going down tonight." She went on to say if anyone had a problem with her then to say it to her face - OK Rachel. I'm sure everyone will remember that till Friday while you are there.

Rebecca told him she didn't want to get involved in an argument and Alex told him that she respects people who say things to her face. Really Alex? but understands some people do not like her (No?) The good news is that speaking behind people's backs is beneath Alex........please excuse me while I pick up my bottom jaw which just hit the floor with an almighty thud.

Mo butted in tha he would like people to stop watching him whenever he's in the kitchen, (Why? is he putting bogies in the bolognese?) Mario told everyone they should assume that some people might be performing a task if their behaviour seems odd. Dennis retorted a strange comment about "manipulation, violation and general bullying" in the house and when Jen asked him to be more specific, he declined, saying if he did, it "would cause a war." What was the point of the meeting then Dennis? You've halve said halve truths. All pointless unless fully told.

Superstar Luke, the hero of BB9 - not that I am showing I have a favourite at all? quipped: "Can I just say, I did not have sex with that woman!" while he pointed at Rebecca. A laughing Bex responded with, "Yes we did, Luke! Why are you lying?"

Sylvia, the instigator of the evening entertainment, decided it was best to deny all knowledge of bitching and said she had never talked about anyone behind their backs........Hmmmmm. Believe that and believe Mario has never had botox in his face. Mikey apologised for his tissue falling into the crisps earlier and then said he'll wash his hair in the bath as apparently he is making a mess in the bathroom. Kat wrapped up the meeting by asking people to mean every word they said to which I joined the meeting and told them all they were all a bunch of egotistical nutcases.

Meetings about the meetings followed.

Alex decided to deal with her issues with Bex and Rex however she is leaving Rachel hanging out to dry and I think I know why. Alex is one clever woman and she knows how to play the game. It is a case of finding a sacrificial lamb and Rachel is the weakest person in the group. She does not have an ally; Bex has Luke, Dennis could move over to Sylvia, Mario and Lisa (gag), Rex and Mo (lovely couple), Jen and Dale, - Darnell and Mikey? - Maybe not that one but you get my drift.

The whole affair left the housemates bemused and Rachel feeling perplexed as to her role both inside and outside the house. "I am what I am, and if you don't like it, on yer bike." She said to Mario and Lisa and goes on and about being true to herself and having no regrets. But later on she talks about whether being on BB will stop her being able to become a teacher? Surely she thought of that BEFORE she signed up? There's more to her than meets the eye.

As for Dennis, "It was pointless," said Luke. "It was the most pointless conversation ever!" laughed Jennifer.

Dennis is up for eviction and BB have fiddled the eviction process which I did not think I would find myself saying - But to improve viewing figures they are hoping to keep their 'Banker' in.

Picked and Selickted

The housemates have failed today's Task.

"What tasks have we passed?" asked Luke.

"I don't think we've passed one Task," said Lisa.

"We passed that music one yesterday," said Rachel.

"Was that classed as a pass?" asked the Warrington lass.

Alas the housemates are a bunch of losers again and today they failed even the simpliest of tasks; OK licking crisps may not be the most challenging of jobs but it will not be the nicest - Especially if you have an aversion to worcester Sauce!

Failure today was in a couple of the four flavours of the 6250 grams of potato crisps tasted. The housemates were allowed a 5% margin of error, alas Cheese and Onion exceeded this by 8% and Worcester Sauce by a massive 11%.

The housemates will now not receive their extra token.....Not that it was worth much.

The good news for the bunch of crisp lickers is that they will not starve as Alex had made them dumplings after moaning about said task. (doesn't she always). I hope others see Alex for what she really is and do not vote her out too soon. Grace Dent said today "Alex needs love". I would not go that far but I would say that Alex needs support and a lot of it, if only she knew how much TLC she required?

As for her fellow HMs......Its beans, bread and mushed unused toilet roll for dinners till further notice. Used toilet rolls for those sent to the jail!

Tuesday 10/6 Highlights and Lowlights

Bored with Mario/Lisa/Steph/Alex so it is nice to talk about the others for a change but I have to warn you I do HAVE to talk about Alex, Lisa and Mario a little……

Talked of Chip-gate in an earlier entry so that’s covered but Alex had another row with Mo which will be covered probably in Wednesday’s show. The poor soul (Mo)nabbed a ciggy and according to Alexandra this is theft and he should have his knackers chopped off. She did not say that - implied it and we know she is capable of looking at a man and removing his balls! Will not happen with Mo because Alex fancies him. Sexual frustration is causing her anger to rage and she does not know what to do with herself.

Mario and Lisa were called into the diary room for a champagne, strawberries, chocolate and cream fiesta to celebrate Mario's 43rd birthday. The look on Steph’s face when they left the haven of BB's womb, was a picture. She sat there sulking looking like my 15 year old when I have told her no she can’t have her allowance early;(or not at all) – Totally immature that girl (Steph not my daughter. Mario and Lisa who will now be called the cringing gruesome twosome after the embarrassing display which left me feeling like; “Urgh that’s like MY parents fumbling with each other” – And mine are dead. Lisa pranced around to ‘The Eye of the Tiger’ and Mario watched her cavorting, after all it was his birthday treat. These two know how to play the reality game incredibly well.

I feel I must say a quick mention to chip-gate as Alex compared them with “f*cking herself”. I have never compared the two or tried it with a chip and do not have the urge to but thanks for the tip Alex.

Sylvia, Dennis and Dale have become Alex’s little followers, or were on Monday night. Dale-Nice-But-Dim had nothing much to say but let's be honest he is there to look at and not for stimulating conversation. It is like the lights are on with no one at home and therefore he makes a great follower for a dictator. Looks sweet in Jen's hat here. Wonder how long it will be before he makes a move on her? Probably have to ask permission from Alex first.

The argument over chip-gate was a remarkable piece of control by Alex. Yes she bitched and yes she bullied a little to get her point across but she held court and she has complete control over every person there. Alex even told Rex “You are doing the cooking whether he wants to do it or not”. She told Rebecca that they were having a "conversation" but told her if she did not like what she had to say then “See ya”. In other words Alex’s word is gospel and she is the boss of that house and has taken discrete control from under everyone's feet.

Stephanie stood up to Alex which I was impressed with and up until I saw this I had decided I would like to see her go on Friday. I have now changed my mind…..Bye bye Mario especially after watching the live feed at 0103am Wednesday morning. More on that in another post.

Big Brother stepped in before Alex went to bed and slapped her hand; “BB takes unacceptable behaviour in the house ex seriously". Alex is completely aware of what, “Bullying aggressive, intimidating or demeaning behaviour" is and considers her behaviour towards Steph, Rebecca and Rachel was acceptable. BB went on to remind her that; “Of course conflicts may arise” and she must, “take responsibility for boundaries.” Can’t see that happening. Alex may be clever, never the less, she is unable to see her own behaviour and how it affects others around her.

My issue is why can’t the housemates deal with her themselves? The reason we know is that the housemates have been selected deliberately NOT to cope and is this right and proper because we the public, are generally enjoying it. The housemates are either weak or non committal and have much to learn about themselves over the summer. This is why I watch BB. I love the psychology of it all – I don’t think the HMs are too keen on the ‘disputes’ when Alex opens her gob.

Most the housemates are beginning to show their true selves. Kat is a bubbly personality; Luke is fabulous and very clever; Mikey is thoughtful and sensitive; Darnell is strikes me as sly, devious and bit of a male bitch. Why come on a show if you've never watched it? Story does not add up; Mario knows how to play the game; Lisa is savvy but there's a sensitive side; Sylvia is confused, Dale does not think because you need a brain for that; Steph has now found her brain and is feisty and finding true self; Dennis is a pillock and a follower, Nothing more to say; Jen is a fairly intelligent wannabee, sees this as her chance to gain fame; Rachel is driven. She may have a quiet demeanor however, her acting skills could be used to give her a greater advantage over other HMs and I think they have been and will be; Mo is quiet the only one I have not worked out; Alex is a control freak; Rex is well educated and at the moment sitting back and biding his time. There is a lot more to come with him; Rebecca - nearly forgot her, she's an enigma to me too. Possibly a nice girl and that is it, there are such people after all?

Out Of The Frying Pan And Into The Chip Fryer

Last night was fight night in the BB house and rude Alex joined in, opened her mouth and spoke fluent foulness!

Sylvia joined in with the argument which was over Rebecca's chips and the quality of her cooking. Yes chip cooking can be terribly important and now we all know that if you get it wrong and it can cause demented rows with argumentative gobsh*tes.

The issue arose when Rebecca screwed up and then went on to defend herself: "Is it agreed to let Rex cook the actual meals then? I'm happy to step out, but I didn't wanna like, not do anything and then have people saying, 'Ooh, you haven't been helping".

"Who cares what people are gonna say?" Alex retorted.

"I do really apologise for cooking the chips wrong," Rebecca pleaded to the group now mostly deafened by Alex's shouting.

Rachel stepped into to console Rebecca at this point "Don't apologise, Bex, you tried. It wasn't very good, fair enough, but you tried!" (Must have been bloody awful chips then and I think we should have a national debate on the subject)

"I didn't mean to do it," Rebecca again pleaded. "I didn't purposely mean to ruin the chips." (This is ONLY about chips or is it?)

Sylvia then mocked Rebecca stating: "No one's gonna say, 'Oh, you're not helping'. If you wanna clean, clean 'cause you wanna clean, don't clean 'cause you think, 'Oh, I'm gonna clean, they're gonna like me'. Bull****'! That sort of thing just gets on my ****."

Rebecca still tried to defend her goodly deed but Alex was having none of it: "I can cook, but why am I bothering to waste everyone else's time with my simple efforts? It's not a case of trying - I'm not gonna try and do something that I know for a fact that I can't do. We're in a situation where it affects everybody else."

"I was doing it because I wanted to help, I wasn't doing it because people would like me." - Rebecca you poor soul you are arguing with the wrong women! These two do not give a damn.

"Bulls***, bulls***!" Sylvia blurted (See told you Bex)

"She tried!" Said Rachel supporting her friend - You can tell Rachel is training to be a teacher. She will be handing out stickers and putting up star charts around the house before the summer is out. Everything about her says. 'nervous breakdown by 35'. (Only saying this because I know so many teachers and feel I can!)

Our last words go to none other than Alex: "Excuse me! Getting up and trying to play the martyr, trying to defend anyone, you might as well just sit back babes. That kind of ****'s not gonna wash round me."

Ooooooh, sounds to me like Sylvia decided she was going to be the new Charley before she went into the house but Alex wants that crown more. Let's see them fight it out and hope that the public allow them to stay longer than three weeks as this will be a real humdinger if they do.

"Boxers Off!"

I enjoyed Sunday's highlights and my favourite part was seeing Mikey's excitement when Big Brother offered him the opportunity to dress up as a bunny as long as he could find two other boys to dress up too.


"Boxers Off!" He screamed and was like a kid in a sweat shop when putting on his bunny gear.

Mikey and Dennis did nothing for me and can't say Dale did but seeing him topless brought a flutter to my heart. Shame the boy has had a brain transplant and its been replaced with a bag of horse dung.

Just a shame it ended in a fight over knickers with Sylvia.

The Arrival Of The Fittest

Welcome to this blog which will only be here for the duration of Big Brother. My love of BB has been all encompassing ever since Craig told nasty Nick "Your not my mum"; no wrong show - Ah those days when BB was great because we did not know what to expect. But now we have an expectation each year and we want to be entertained.

Looking at some of the cast members its looking promising however others are dubious. Who cares though when the females have finally been given some good looking male totty and the males have been also catered for. But NO this is not good enough, I do not want to drool at the screen all summer, I want drama, friction, fighting and laughter too.

First to enter the big white door this year were Mario and Lisa.

Mario Marconi or Shaun Astbury as was, 42 has already become daddy to the house and has split with Lisa....more on that later if you do not know already. Mario looks like a fatter version of Joey from Friends on a bad day with the wind in the wrong direction and wearing poor glasses. Can't say he floats my boat.

Lisa Appleton, 40, and Mario's partner has been aesthetically enhanced all thanks to Mario. Big Brother played a sneaky trick on the couple and have told then that to win immunity from eviction this week, Mario and Lisa have to stop being a couple and more to tell when contestant no. four arrives. Trouble ahead with this as Lisa looks like no woman to be messed with.

Luke Marsden who truly looks like a 12-year-old in his dad's suit! Luke is a politics student who does not drink or smoke or fart probably. His voice is whiny and irritating and hopefully Luke and his suits (C&A specials) will be out quickly as I do not see much potential there.

Stephanie McMichael 19, arrived next and although she claims to be intelligent I would say that she is really thick and manipulative. Thanks to BB's trickery, Steph is now Mario's partner and only Luke knows this. The four need to keep this secret all week and if they can pull this off then they will be safe from eviction while all the other housemates will be up for the vote. What they do not realise is that Mario and Stephanie will be getting married on SUNDAY! AHA such fun.

Rachel Rice the 24-year-old trainee teacher (I think?) was next to arrive. She's bubbly, talkative, annoying and if you have a primary aged child then you will have met a teacher whose exactly like her. If she can manage a bunch of crazed eight-year-olds she should fit in well with the weirdos they mix her with.

Dale Howard, a good looking 21-year-old and he knows it I don't actually care because I fancy his body and I will pass on the personality How far will Dale go? And I'm talking in the show not in a sexual sense! (ooooh) Dale will be there right till the end, as long as he keeps his more sordid comments to his self.

BOOOOO! Sylvia Barrie a 21-year-old student, originally from Sierra Leone arrived to taunts from the crowd who have decided they hate her from her "girls don't seem to like me" comments. If she's to be believed then will cause friction but we shall have to wait and see.

Oh Dennis McHugh who's a 23 and a dance student arrived with a demented dance, a dodgy hat and an ego the size of the milky way. An interesting character but also aggravating (I shall have to think of the many different variations of the word irritating for this lot) I think I like Dennis if only he did not have that voice. Do you think he could swap it half way through with one of the other housemates?

Michael 'Mikey' Hughes, 33 is a cross dressing 6 footer who loves being the centre of attention. He's blind and does not let this hold him back and I have mixed feelings about someone with a disability like this on BB. Did Pete win because his disability gave him the sympathy vote and will the same thing happen to Mickey because some of the forums have a lot of "Ah poor Mickey/Michael" and he doesn't need that. He seems to have coped all of his life without the world feeling sorry for him without strangers starting now

Alexandra De-Gale 23, was a mother at 15 and owned a BMW at 21 but for some reason has already been labeled and I don't like that. Is it jealousy? Probably. She does love herself this is true but then again why not be confident? The crowd hated her and she was booed even more than Sylvia. Luke had a few boos to be honest but poor Alexandra had to suffer the "OUT" chants? She admitted she was a strong personality which is what we want on the show. Do we want to be entertained people? YES. If the public vote out the best characters early this year I will go spare.

Rex Newmark, 24, bit posh executive chef who got himself expelled from nine schools and has a very very pointy head! he will come in very useful and today he cooked soup for a late lunch and supper at midnight. No, not midnight, its going to be at seven apparently but there was a huge discussion over it which involved Mario and Steph this afternoon and nearly caused their first row. Rex comes across as mean and moody? That is my opinion but why are you reading this if you did not want to know it.

The hair, I mean Mohamed Mohamed 23, He could come in very useful if not enough tokens are earned as tip him upside down and he could be a mop. Oh the hilarity.....oh but seriously, I like this guy and his mad hair and 1970's sideburns. Half expect him to wear a fluorescent flared green suit tomorrow. Should last some time.

Rebecca 'Becca or Becs' Shiner Nursery nurse 21, was up next and lives by the philosophy of Tigger; "Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce". The girl constantly lept up and down as if her life depended on it and being curvaceous, everything bounced everywhere too. Ahh I know that feeling well. Not bothered one way or the other with her to be honest and think she will be one of those who will be out pretty quick unless she wears one of those leopard skin dressing gowns of course.........

Darnell Swallow 26, Born in Ipswich, moved to America and for some reason came back over here again. Must have been for the weather? Darnell is certainly a character that us for sure. He does not take him self seriously or so he says. Darnell has a medical condition called Albinoism which leaves him with less melanin in his skin, hair and eyes leaving his hair white and skin much paler. It is being portrayed as a disability by others because of the comments that are being left and the prejudice against this man AND oppositely, those people smothering him with inappropriate comments. Darnell has learned to live with this.
Come on people forget the medical condition, he has! Darnell appears to be a fun bloke and I hope he does well for who he is not what he has and how people see it.

Jennifer Clark is a 21-year-old mother, which brings the young mum total to two now. Pretty lady with some odd views however as she is yet another gorgeous bird she should last a fair well. Don't have anything good or bad I can say about her because I just don't get her? Think she's just a pretty face.

Kathreya 'Kat' Kasisopa, 30, not being funny here and I know I mentioned that leopard skin dressing gown earlier but you've got to admit that Kat looks like a Taiwanese version of the Welsh Sloth from last year. Everyone is raving about Kat, I'm holding fire and will wait and see as again I am not sure which way she will go. Could be a great bet if she will be the crazed cookie monster for the whole summer or a nightmare if she starts wearing a dressing gown with those gold platform boots.

So there we have it, our cast is all ready and waiting, time for a good summer or else YOU'RE FIRED!