F..F...F...Friday!

Time for a weekly catch up.

OK GO - The task was passed and Luke has been saved from starvation. More on him in a separate blog entry as I need a good moan. That boy is truly driving me crazy. As for the task itself; I'm actually of the school of thought that found it a good 'un. I found Dale quite hot in his clashing red trousers and orange shirt. Rex looked like a turd but would have looked like an idiot in whatever he wore.

We have had the 'love square' with Sly old Sylvia loving everyone. Jen has played her game brilliantly by playing Dale along and ealier this week even making him believe he may have a chance. When she thought Sylvia realistically fancied him she looked relieved to be let off the hook only to be left disappointed when she found out Sylvia was joking. You could hear in her voice that tone of near tears - Oh if only the public would use their brains and keep her in but they will not. They will keep in the boring one who sits, sleeps, farts and eats......great.

What else has happened this week. Ah yes finally the jail has been used more for what BB producers said it would be used for. Practically everyone apart from Kat has been locked up there and she should be for her awful singing. - I wish she would sut up! Everytime I turn on to BB all I can hear is "Cookie love, Cookie love" or "When the saints go marching in" Please shut up Kat, it sounds as if someone is strangling a 'kat' and if this is the aim she's doing well. It is not my cup of tea.

Mario/Tangio and Lisa/Butch are still the Grandma and Grandpa of the house with Tangio driving me crazy with his health and safety comments and over exageration of how many people he now manages. It started at the beginning with 200 people and is now 500. By the end of the series it will be at a million. The funny thing is that the gruesome twosome are growing on me and I have no idea why? I can't stand the snogging and I am so pleased that BB has decided to stop showing them fumbling under the covers. I think they realise we do not want to see them. It is repulsive! They are not much older than me however it is still like watching my parents.

Luke, he has shown his colours with Darnell and Rachel seeing him for who he is (hooray). Jennifer is Jennifer(boring); Dale is just a face and body which I still like and do NOT want to see removed any time soon and if he is up for eviction there will be a Mutteroo campaign to keep him in. Bex is also growing on me, it is her tantrums and sulks that at first annoyed me and if she lived with me I would tell he to go to her room and not come down till she could behave. But what fun to keep her with those housemates - Ha ha. Rex is a sly bugger and beginning to show his true colours. Still think he's boring but we shall see. Dennis....an irritating Scottish gay man and I feel sorry for Scotland and gay men for the misrepresentation he is causing. Dennis out please he not doing anything bar gossip. [AS I WENT TO LOOK UP PHOTOS I DISCOVERED 'SPITGATE' AND PUT THIS ON EDIT. MY OPINIONS MAY HAVE CHANGED ON SOME HMs SINCE THIS ENTRY] Stuart, we shall see on that one. Great body though, shame about the face. Mo...zzzzzzzzzzzz. And as for Mikey? Great Diary Room entries but otherwise, waste of a place.

Fav this week - Darnell

Sylvia + Lust = Stuart

Do you think Stuart will find love in the house?

The girls are telling the boys the answer is NOT; Lust is a different matter though. Rebecca, Sylvia and Jennifer have complained that Rex has jumped to the conclusion they all fancy the latest housemate, claiming they would have ravished any new male housemate……..with muscles.

It would seem though that is it Sylvia who is attracted to the single dad who she originally met in the auditions. (This is being kept secret which is keeping the HMs in the land of paranoia). She’s sharing a bed, giggles like a schoolgirl and turns to mush when ‘he’ walks in the door but she is not admitting to fancying anyone – At least to the boys. When you say “I’m not going to be able to help myself” to Jen though, it is blatantly obvious you fancy the pants off this man.

Sylvia was also most aggrieved later put out when Rex, Dale and Mo said Stuart was ugly. Sylvia has turned into Alex mark II without the gangster connotations and told Mohamed he needed to take a look in the mirror. Sylvia chilled out with a late night bath but she has forgotten one important factor – SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND.

Totally odd scenario when she was in bed with him and wanting a hug which her throwing herself at him basically – She’s a whore.

Today, she's upped the pace and because she knows a little about him, she's enjoying his game. Is she playing too? I don't know with her but she told Bex,"He's just trying to spice things up in here," "That's how he is. He just causes trouble - that's what he does. Expect the unexpected with him."
"He seems like a nice guy though," Bex replied.
"He is a nice guy - that's what I've been trying to tell you all this time," Sylvia jumped in; "He's not a malicious kind of person, he's just trying to spice things up. Spice it up!"
All the flirting must have worn her out as her next comment was, "I feel so lethargic."

Dennis who must had been hiding in the corner then announced he was having a bath which gave Sylvia ammunition for further conversation.
"You're having a bath?" "Let's see now what people would say if I had a bath with you, Dennis!"
"Why?" Bex asked.
"Because last night I had a bath with Stu," Sylvia boasted "and everyone was looking at me."

Do you get her game now? She's trying every tactic from being the house bitch to being the house bike hoping one will work for her - What do you think? Comments welcome.

Jen said Stuart was not her type but as they were both single parents they would have something in common. Yeah so you have thought enough about him so why at some point, has she has decided to make it clear to Dale that they are only friends? After hearing that Luke had told Rex who had told Stuart that all the girls were taken (does that make sense?) Jen is a clever game player and is worried that Jo Public will jump to the same conclusion that her fellow housemates have and she’s going to be considered another Channelle (Nope, I actually think you have one more brain cell than Channelle however it is just the one).
BUT what I want to know is did she tell him about the ‘friends’ bit before or after she said, “You better get my number”.

Jen told Dale this last night while in a cute embrace before they went off to the bathroom for a heart to heart about Dales’ insecurities. The reassurances of him being the eye candy will have fallen on deaf ears now Stuart is there. Jen is playing the game and seeing how badly Sylvia is doing, Jen could be in with a chance – Unless he prefers him scatty Welsh ex Miss Wales cheats?

More post Stuart news; after the Rex suggestion that the crowd noise was fake; some housemates have decided that there’s more going on. Lisa, who saw Jen and Dennis being called to the Diary Room, was left her wondering if they were in on the plot too. Then, Bex seemed surprised because Stuart knew her name and tried to explain it by suggesting he could be Jennifer's ex-boyfriend. Ah he’s a wag with his jokes!

So let us see what happens with Sylvia’s game – she’s hardly subtle but it makes good viewing.

What Mutteroo Knows About Stu

A source said: "Producers have been a bit disappointed with the lack of much romance, so Stuart was drafted in to inject a bit of spark.

Well if that was the plan Sylvia, Jennifer and even LISA's faces showed that they were happy for Stuart to show them his fitness plans.

Stuart's former boss at Dr Fitness, Dan Rigler, said: "When his top comes off, women around the world are going to fall in love with him." What do you think girls? Fallen in love or fallen in loathe?

Dan Rigler goes on to say "He's a self-confessed ladies man who likes a few drinks, so the BB producers are hoping for a bit of action, to say the least."

25-year-old, Stuart Pilkington is a personal trainer and fitness freak and will fit in well with Mario and Lisa who as said earlier had a huge smile on her face. While I feel reluctant to say this, I'm sure she was damp at the thought of this toyboy over that orange thing she has to force herself to fumble with every night. (Yuck)

But back to Stuart who when not living in Elstree, lives in Cheshire and has a five-year-old daughter who he describes as a "mini me". His mum has a house down the road from him and I wouldn't be surprised if he took his washing home to her either - He looks the sort.

Passions are his daughter, music, women and football, "in that order" and he's already started winding up the housemates.

The Housemates had to wait all evening for their new roomie and it was 10.55 before the eye liner wearing (or is it tattooed?) new contestant arrived on the back of a motorbike . He nonchalantly walked through the crowd who cheer-booed and went into the house.

"So you guys have been sitting round all night?" Were the first words to the keen looking women and the nervous looking men. You could have caught flies in Jen's mouth, Sylvia was skipping around him, stroking his arms at every opportunity and Lisa was attempting to move herself away from her aged partner.

"You got a good reaction then?" asked Luke, referring to Stuart's entry to the House.
"Yeah, pretty good, to be fair," sexy Stuart (OK I like the body I admit) "A few boos. I thought I'd be hated, like ha-ted."
But Alpha male Rex decided he needed to ensure Stu knew his place. The so-called expert in Big Brother had been listening to what Stuart had to say and he could stand it no longer.
"There's no crowd outside, there never was," said Rex. "As soon as you walked through the door, all the crowd was outside.
"Where did the crowd go?" Rex now realised he was talking crap.
"We were all sat there eating crumble and then you walked through the door," said Luke, who is the most intelligent one but sometimes should shut up and stop trying to be on everyone's side.
"It was completely silent outside," growled an angry Rex who by now had decided he was right and Stuart was a liar. "They would put the crowd noise on so you couldn't hear them leaving. There was no crowd." Was Rex's last word on the matter.

"Good crowd mate," - We know Stuart, we know.

Didn't think it would be Rex and Stu that would be a problem...........But Stu and Dale will be when Jen swaps her alliance to the new boy.

STUART

Some male totty ladies.

Wonder how that will go down with dear sweet thick Dale?

More info as I get it.....

Official Channel 4 blurb

Stuart is an ambitious single 24-year-old who is hoping to meet a girl to knock him off his feet. A ladies man who's never been in love, his main passions are looking after his five-year-old daughter, music, women and Manchester United. (Oh dear) He's a personal trainer (he's just told the orange couple he works out!? This may have been after he noticed Lisa's tongue was hanging out when she looked at him. Tangio hasn't noticed the missus' has a passion for another yet so this should be fun) and now he's a property developer, and says that if he won a million pounds he would keep on working. (Fool)

Personality-wise, Stuart describes himself as loud, funny and a wind-up merchant who doesn't take himself too seriously. He thinks his attitude might annoy others because he'll struggle being told what to do, and he also sniffs all the time, which gets up people's noses. (Not his nose) But he thinks he'll be a top performer in the Tasks, whether they're physical or artistic.

Stuart doesn't support any political parties, thinks the world would be better off without religion, and would like to see the monarchy disbanded. He hopes that being on Big Brother will show him how he is with other people.

Who cares its good to see a new face in the house.

PS Stuart has been in the house for about 15 minutes now and Jen is fingering ........her HAIR while the smile on her face is larger than the box Tangio needs to stand on when he kisses his missus Butch/Lisa.