Butch and Tangio Rub Each Other The Right Way

It was time to re-apply the old orange fake tan we have grown to love or least we have grown to love on Butch and Tangio (Lisa and Mario).

Last night, mum and dad, put on a great show for the cameras, stripping off practically every item of clothing and leaving little to the imagination. Not only was fake tan applied but they tinted their eyelashes, brushed each other hair and basically groomed each other like a couple of orangutans

Poor Jennifer walked in on the two lovebirds and and like anyone of us, was hugely embarrassed and covered her head with a pillow to escape the revolting sight. Sadly for everyone else, we have photos and Channel 4 will definitely show footage of the gruesome sight on their highlights show.

The pair seemed to enjoy their orange-up session and like all good orangutans after a good grooming session, they finnished off by cuddling up and picked flies out of each others teeth - Ah I jest - But that would make great TV!

And What Is Sylvia Saying Now?

"Oh Dennis is my hero" that's what she's saying!

And why?

Sylvia Barrie, who escaped civil war in Sierra Leone so knows all about the dangers of war should be able to spot a real hero a mile off claims Dennis McHugh fits her criteria. Oh dear, I guess we all make some odd choices at times and Sylvia has made the strangest choice here.

"He literally put himself - and his position in the house - on the line. So my feelings towards him will never change. [REALLY?]
"I was just upset that my best friend was taken out of the house - I was devastated."
She adds, "It was a case of something that spiralled out of control. I actually did think there would be a fight." [WHAT? DID I MISS THAT BIT OR WAS THAT WHEN BEX STEPPED IN TO STIR THINGS UP?]

Nice, honest (roll eyes) Sylvia called Mohamed a "perv".
This is the Mohamed she claimed asked her to pretend to be a couple while they were in the house. Mo would NEVER think of that - He's to interested in what's for dinner!
Sylvia claimed, "We were playing a game of Truth or Dare and Mohamed said he had a dream about me. I felt sick."
"I didn't find it funny at all. I just think he's a perv. Even just the way he looks at me sometimes.
"I just think, 'Oh stop it, I don't fancy you. Stop it!'" [IF ONLY HE WAS STUART SHE'D HAVE RIPPED HIS CLOTHES OFF AND FORCED HERSELF UPON HIM WITH OR WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION....]

So that's all from Sylvia, her 15 minutes of fame have finished and she's now off to join other forgotten past housemates down the dole queue.

Meanwhile Dennis has scurried back to Scotland with his head in his hands thoroughly ashamed of his actions so why Sylvia thinks he is such a hero is probably beyond him too.

"I'm ashamed of what I did and I totally regret it. I am sorry for what happened. 'I'm bitterly disappointed. I am just looking forward to getting back home to my family now.
"It's been a tough few days, but I need time to rest before I can move on from this. "I need to get my head around everything that has happened."

Dennis still insists he did not spit at Mohamed, but just made a spitting motion which of course is why Mo had to wash his face? I will never understand that bit as whatever the case it was threatening and Dennis's actions were inexcusible.

Dennis's mother Linda Anderson, stood by her son and must have been watching a different show as she feels Mo provoked him? She said: "People have their own opinions of Dennis, but he was provoked and intimidated by Moahemd (she can't spell his name) most of the time."

I have not seen ANY provocation at all and unless it has been when the sound dips are on? Or maybe Mo eating all the food and is provocation?

Talk about standing by your family......

Permed and Spotty - A Typical Teen

So who is this typical a photo of?








Now we know why Stuart has that bearded look..... He's covering up acne scars!






Do you think he and Jen would have made a cute couple back then?


Can see them dancing at the school disco now. What do you think?

BREAKING NEWS - NOMINATIONS!

I see in my crystal ball...........



Rex and Jen are up against each other people







Jennifer will be reunited with her daughter sooner than she thought.

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"I Was Just Snarling And Steam Was Coming Out My Ears", Yeah But....

.....Said Bexie Pollard.

When Alex left, Sylvia attempted to replace that role of bitch of the house. The only problem was that Sylvia was not as intelligent, was not no where near as malicious and could never maintain any level of bombardment upon her fellow housemates compared to her predecessor

We now have version three in place - Bexie Pollard the least intelligent of the three who has got her baps out at every opportunity and seen this as her greatest achievement...Hmmmm.

Bex is incredibly simplistic, immature and see's everything as black and white. 'Bex's world' is where we all have fun on her terms. She has a fantastic time but you may not always enjoy yourself. Yesterday she smothered Mo with sun cream and then later defaced the belt she made for his birthday. I'm left asking myself are all females from Coventry like this because if so it is best to avoid that part of the country. OK I know she's young but come on! Is this entertainment?

We all know why Rebecca is acting in this way. She has seen Sylvia go and is thinking about her own place in the house, what has she got to do to stay and how she has to play her own game. It is better to be a Charley (Bex is NO CHARLEY mind you) than be boring.

She's a naughty minx who thinks she is attempting to keep the house interesting, never the less, I'm not so sure if what she is doing is working? I was hoping that Bex's role within the house would develop and only last Friday I was saying she was growing on me; my feelings have changed - I CAN'T STAND HER!

She is irritating, frustrating, annoying and a pain in the proverbial. This 'fun house' means Bex being stupid and acting like a four year old. However all I have seen so far is a spoilt wannabe sitting groaning and moaning, "I want to live in a fun house" - Who is she moaning with? Jennifer! They sit and whinge while the other HMs get on and enjoy themselves.

The Coventry lass is now shit hot favourite to go this week and I would not be at all surprised. I am in two minds whether I want her to be out as I find her games with Luke funny to watch and she's already driving him insane. - Let's watch him become the 'real Luke' because he is always saying that everyone else is not themselves yet Luke is a duplicate version of himself without all the faculties.

Could Bex be released on Friday? If she behaves like an idiot all week I may well switch off. There is still time for her to ensure her fun is good fun and potentially she could make the brilliant housemate I thought she was turning into. We do not all want stupidity which only a small child will enjoy and that is my problem with her. - Remember Rebecca, Big Brother is an adult show, Alex told us that......

Darnell Shoots The Breeze While Dale Sneaks A Snooze

There was an honest Monday early morning chat for Darnell this morning who is worrying about nominations.

Only problem was that he was talking to Dale who is a beautiful boy to look at but is a bit like a goldfish when it comes to information; in can only take in small chunks and it is likely he will forget what he is told within a few moments. The gorgeous one looked shattered and was attempting to take in as much of what Darnell was telling him -Let's hope Darnell does not test him in the morning.

What is nice is that he is beginning to move away from Jen, - although he is STILL stying to imitate Stuart with his rough un-kempt look facial look that actually takes a lot of time and care. He's still trying to make his muscles look greater than his rivals, however this is going to be an impossibility even if he was to stay till the end!

So Dale and Darnell, chewing the fat or should I say eating the pizza and talking about such things as "is a rash just a bunch of spots?" (A question from DARNELL to Dale) and I thought Darnell was the brighter one? And other more serious items were on the agenda such as the 'happy' house and who Darnell liked to hang about with.

It seems Dear Darnell loves his muse cookie crazy Kat but she also bores him. He needs the likes of Dale, Sylvia and Dennis (may they RIP so to speak), and Bex to keep him smiling and Bex's comments that the the house is not a happy house are bugging him.

"It is US that make this house a happy house". Darnell protested before going on to moan about the moaning "I'm not part of a group and I hate all the soap opera - It's like Day's of Our Lives!"
Darnell also craves a fellow American especially since his bust (no pun intended) with Bex. It is looking like any romance is off the cards with her and an American woman, "would understand", said poor Darnell who sometimes feels left out in deep conversations about Coronation Street.

Darnell is not pretending to be something he is not and that is why I like him. I can be a bit of a dick at times and I cringe at his stupidity but then he is a man......and they can all be a bit daft at times to varying levels of stupidity. Darnell is still my fav to win and even if he is up for nomination which I believe he will be, there is no way he is going anywhere.

I predict REX and DARNELL, possibly MOHAMED will be up for eviction.

Perfection

I actually watched Little Brother today and Zezi was as abysmal as usual. [Pictured here in one of her fabulous new outfits] George was there with his bow toes as usual and Sylvia was STILL on the show as usual except on the other side of the house.

The question which I ask myself too: "What sort of housemate would you bring into the house?" Is a good one and I would LOVE LOVE LOVE it if a sexy woman was introduced. Not because my lesbian tendencies are suddenly raging but because it would throw Jennifer into a state of flux and terror. Stuart's eyes would immediately dart over to the new sexy babe and her delusions that she's the queen of all she surveys would be over.

Who do you think should be entering the house? Should it be another sexy stud muffin with or without a brain or another 'Kat' and her cookies? Who has now turned into one! BB producers will bring in somebody shortly, it is just a case of time when it will be....... But who? what, and when, that is the question????

What do you think?

Could an old HM return?

Post on the comment link and get those feelings out here. You never get through on BBLB, but you will here!

Queen Jennifer Plays With Her Toys

She's a first class bitch that one.........

I can see why BB producers selected her and if the public kick her out I think this blog may have to end as my watching days will be over! That is of course unless BB do not intervene? They have a habit of putting new housemates in to ruffle those in there or to set off new games.

Not only did Jen instigate what happened over her so called masterpiece. Can ANYONE believe she called it that? A MASTERPIECE - More like a piece of crap but there you go. Now the woman is playing off Stuart against Dale and she knows it yet Dale, gorgeous but dim cannot see it.

Last night after the housemates had eaten their Egon Ronay-esque Rex cooked meal, Stuart followed Jen to the bedroom for an intimate chat. "I haven't met 'The One'." said the 'tattooed eyelined' one "There's no point in settling down until I've met 'The One'" So what is he saying then - Is Jen the one - just the one he lusts over just for now?
"What makes the one different from the rest?" asked the confused Jennifer. "Just someone who makes you happy" said the musclebound Stuart.

Meanwhile, dejected Dale visited the Diary Room.

"Hello Big Brother. I just needed to get away from being in the house. It's been shit today" poor ikkle Dale said.
"I thought Jen and I had one of the strongest bonds in the House and now she's obviously sharing her problems with someone else. The whole competing for affection thing or to see who gets a girl is pretty bad. I don't know what to do. I can't go in to the bedroom if it's just them two."
"Sometimes I speak to Jennifer and we have a good laugh and at other times she's in a mood with me for no reason," he went on....... "It seems like I'm competing with Stuart. To be honest I didn't come into the House for a girl. It's annoying that it seems to be going that way. The love triangle strikes again, it would appear."

All together now.......Urrgghhhhhhh (or Ahhhhhh) depending on your opinion. I like Dale as a body and I feel for him as he has lost his heart to the Alpha Bitch. (I say bitch as in the Queen of the females not as in a complete cow of course - don't i????). Body language speaks volumes and as you can see, we all know that Jen and Dale make a great couple, yet

Jen is only interested in what she can get.

Wonder what Jen has in store for him today? A lead and collar probably.