Queen Jennifer Plays With Her Toys

She's a first class bitch that one.........

I can see why BB producers selected her and if the public kick her out I think this blog may have to end as my watching days will be over! That is of course unless BB do not intervene? They have a habit of putting new housemates in to ruffle those in there or to set off new games.

Not only did Jen instigate what happened over her so called masterpiece. Can ANYONE believe she called it that? A MASTERPIECE - More like a piece of crap but there you go. Now the woman is playing off Stuart against Dale and she knows it yet Dale, gorgeous but dim cannot see it.

Last night after the housemates had eaten their Egon Ronay-esque Rex cooked meal, Stuart followed Jen to the bedroom for an intimate chat. "I haven't met 'The One'." said the 'tattooed eyelined' one "There's no point in settling down until I've met 'The One'" So what is he saying then - Is Jen the one - just the one he lusts over just for now?
"What makes the one different from the rest?" asked the confused Jennifer. "Just someone who makes you happy" said the musclebound Stuart.

Meanwhile, dejected Dale visited the Diary Room.

"Hello Big Brother. I just needed to get away from being in the house. It's been shit today" poor ikkle Dale said.
"I thought Jen and I had one of the strongest bonds in the House and now she's obviously sharing her problems with someone else. The whole competing for affection thing or to see who gets a girl is pretty bad. I don't know what to do. I can't go in to the bedroom if it's just them two."
"Sometimes I speak to Jennifer and we have a good laugh and at other times she's in a mood with me for no reason," he went on....... "It seems like I'm competing with Stuart. To be honest I didn't come into the House for a girl. It's annoying that it seems to be going that way. The love triangle strikes again, it would appear."

All together now.......Urrgghhhhhhh (or Ahhhhhh) depending on your opinion. I like Dale as a body and I feel for him as he has lost his heart to the Alpha Bitch. (I say bitch as in the Queen of the females not as in a complete cow of course - don't i????). Body language speaks volumes and as you can see, we all know that Jen and Dale make a great couple, yet

Jen is only interested in what she can get.

Wonder what Jen has in store for him today? A lead and collar probably.