STUART

Some male totty ladies.

Wonder how that will go down with dear sweet thick Dale?

More info as I get it.....

Official Channel 4 blurb

Stuart is an ambitious single 24-year-old who is hoping to meet a girl to knock him off his feet. A ladies man who's never been in love, his main passions are looking after his five-year-old daughter, music, women and Manchester United. (Oh dear) He's a personal trainer (he's just told the orange couple he works out!? This may have been after he noticed Lisa's tongue was hanging out when she looked at him. Tangio hasn't noticed the missus' has a passion for another yet so this should be fun) and now he's a property developer, and says that if he won a million pounds he would keep on working. (Fool)

Personality-wise, Stuart describes himself as loud, funny and a wind-up merchant who doesn't take himself too seriously. He thinks his attitude might annoy others because he'll struggle being told what to do, and he also sniffs all the time, which gets up people's noses. (Not his nose) But he thinks he'll be a top performer in the Tasks, whether they're physical or artistic.

Stuart doesn't support any political parties, thinks the world would be better off without religion, and would like to see the monarchy disbanded. He hopes that being on Big Brother will show him how he is with other people.

Who cares its good to see a new face in the house.

PS Stuart has been in the house for about 15 minutes now and Jen is fingering ........her HAIR while the smile on her face is larger than the box Tangio needs to stand on when he kisses his missus Butch/Lisa.