Well if that was the plan Sylvia, Jennifer and even LISA's faces showed that they were happy for Stuart to show them his fitness plans.
Stuart's former boss at Dr Fitness, Dan Rigler, said: "When his top comes off, women around the world are going to fall in love with him." What do you think girls? Fallen in love or fallen in loathe?
Dan Rigler goes on to say "He's a self-confessed ladies man who likes a few drinks, so the BB producers are hoping for a bit of action, to say the least."
25-year-old, Stuart Pilkington is a personal trainer and fitness freak and will fit in well with Mario and Lisa who as said earlier had a huge smile on her face. While I feel reluctant to say this, I'm sure she was damp at the thought of this toyboy over that orange thing she has to force herself to fumble with every night. (Yuck)
But back to Stuart who when not living in Elstree, lives in Cheshire and has a five-year-old daughter who he describes as a "mini me". His mum has a house down the road from him and I wouldn't be surprised if he took his washing home to her either - He looks the sort.Passions are his daughter, music, women and football, "in that order" and he's already started winding up the housemates.
The Housemates had to wait all evening for their new roomie and it was 10.55 before the eye liner wearing (or is it tattooed?) new contestant arrived on the back of a motorbike . He nonchalantly walked through the crowd who cheer-booed and went into the house.
"So you guys have been sitting round all night?" Were the first words to the keen looking women and the nervous looking men. You could have caught flies in Jen's mouth, Sylvia was skipping around him, 
stroking his arms at every opportunity and Lisa was attempting to move herself away from her aged partner."You got a good reaction then?" asked Luke, referring to Stuart's entry to the House.
"Yeah, pretty good, to be fair," sexy Stuart (OK I like the body I admit) "A few boos. I thought I'd be hated, like ha-ted."
But Alpha male Rex decided he needed to ensure Stu knew his place. The so-called expert in Big Brother had been listening to what Stuart had to say and he could stand it no longer.
"There's no crowd outside, there never was," said Rex. "As soon as you walked through the door, all the crowd was outside.
"Where did the crowd go?" Rex now realised he was talking crap.
"We were all sat there eating crumble and then you walked through the door," said Luke, who is the most intelligent one but sometimes should shut up and stop trying to be on everyone's side.
"It was completely silent outside," growled an angry Rex who by now had decided he was right and Stuart was a liar. "They would put the crowd noise on so you couldn't hear them leaving. There was no crowd." Was Rex's last word on the matter.
"Yeah, pretty good, to be fair," sexy Stuart (OK I like the body I admit) "A few boos. I thought I'd be hated, like ha-ted."
But Alpha male Rex decided he needed to ensure Stu knew his place. The so-called expert in Big Brother had been listening to what Stuart had to say and he could stand it no longer.
"There's no crowd outside, there never was," said Rex. "As soon as you walked through the door, all the crowd was outside.
"Where did the crowd go?" Rex now realised he was talking crap.
"We were all sat there eating crumble and then you walked through the door," said Luke, who is the most intelligent one but sometimes should shut up and stop trying to be on everyone's side.
"It was completely silent outside," growled an angry Rex who by now had decided he was right and Stuart was a liar. "They would put the crowd noise on so you couldn't hear them leaving. There was no crowd." Was Rex's last word on the matter.
"Good crowd mate," - We know Stuart, we know.
Didn't think it would be Rex and Stu that would be a problem...........But Stu and Dale will be when Jen swaps her alliance to the new boy. 
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