Back From My Hols And BEX Has GONE!!!!

How dare the British public?

I do not understand those who voted but obviously they are demented and are now back in their asylums.

"Brilliant" Was how Rebecca described her time in da house and she was brilliant. My opinion on her swayed from one week to the next and while I was away sunning myself in sunny France, (yes it actually was sunny over that little splat of sea we call the Channel); I have kept up via the internet on my little mobile and OK.....not the best way to view BB but it was the only way. I have to have a couple of weeks away each year and it is such a shame that BB interrupts my time in such a cruel way - DAMN IT!!! But I digress, with Bex gone, what do we have? Stu is now head of house - an idea nabbed from American BB and sorry its BORING. 

I fear that the Bell of Bex has sounded and with her booming voice and buxom handfuls, the end of Big Brother is nigh. 

Where is the excitement? Waiting for something new is the answer we fans want and we are not getting. I feel that even if I had not been able to access the internet, I would not have missed anything. - Oh except for Bex going that is. 

Back After A Small Break

Been off-line for a week - Must have caught Butch's strain of flu?

Now back with an Apple Macbook Pro and all it's gadgetry and recovering from my week long enforced 'Blog break'.

While I've been away so much has happened and it is not just 'Cookie' who has had view changes on certain people. Mario has changed in my estimation from being a egotistical idiot at the start to a not so bad bloke a couple of weeks ago, to a jumped up turd now.......Amazing how throwing in a treble Belinda can upset the HIS apple cart isn't it?

Lisa Get's Rabbit Flu And Survives

"My rabbit died of myxomatosis" said Lisa, then adding, "I thought I had it too as I caught a cold the following week"............

Eerie silence filled the room...............................

"What symptoms did you have?" Replied a stunned Tangio

"A cold" the butch one responded, expecting some sympathy and support........

More eerie silence filled the room.........

[STARRING IN THE PICTURE IS LULUBUN THE LIONHEAD. SHE IS NOT LISA'S DEPARTED BUNNY BUT ONE OF MY VELLY SPECIAL BUNNY WABBITS]

Zoo Task Photo Special

Dr Tangio-Mario Dolittle and his Zoo of animals.

We have Dale and Rex the boxing kangaroos who worked so hard.






And the tired hungry bunny wabbits Darnell and Mohamed too.






Then on to the 'Go-Gos' as my little girl once called them Butch and Sexpot who played their parts well.





A two-headed llama, one happy head was Rachel and the other happy head was Kat; neither head grew angry or sad. Both heads ALWAYS HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!





The forgetful elephants of Mikey and Luke

were.......forgetful and blue.



And last but not least the Bexie Pollard and Alpha Bitch (not for long) Jen seals were ......

WET.


And Jen was very unhappy but then again she is NEVER happy.

Zoo-per, They Passed

No need for Luke to moan about lentils and chick peas as the housemates have passed yet another task! That makes it three in a row now and they are on a roll.

Big Brother turned the house into a zoo with each animal team being allowed three fails.

The two-headed llama and the flamingos incurred no fails.

The rabbits incurred only two fails.

The kangaroos passed their boxing task with flying colours -- Dale increased his strength by 10.2 per cent, and Rex improved by a MASSIVE 12.8 per cent.

The 'Welcome to the Jungle' dancing part had two fails. Rex had a go at Mo, accusing him of not dancing, but Dale and happy Rachel were quick to point out the task was PASSED so shut up.

Michael and Luke disproved the theory that elephants remember everything: they incurred a staggering146 fails on their memory task.
"Yeah!" cheered Luke, with Rachel supportive telling the boys, "Well tried." Typical teacher - What would she have said if they had really screwed up? Oh they did!

Finally it was Mario and the seals, who had been worrying all day. NO FAILS.

The housemates then went crazy, as overall it equalled a pass and the happy housemates are now looking forward to kangaroo, carrots, fresh fish and llama in the luxury hamper....

Picture special in the next blog entry.

Ooooh Lisa! You Bi4tch

In a private conversation with her bulked up partner, Butch Lisa has made it clear she wants Jennifer to be leaving on Friday

During one of their usual gossipy chats, at 3.20pm today, Butch was heard telling Tangio her true feelings towards the whiny model who she voted for eviction yesterday.

She said: "Jen is constantly seeking attention like a naughty child and it can get really wearing."
Butch went on to say: "I'll miss Rex if he goes. He's been in many ways a godsend because of his cooking. He's said nothing offensive to me and he keeps his cool.
"I think we're honoured to have someone who runs an exclusive restaurant."
But remember she never had a problem with Alex! Although I tend to agree with her this time and it would be great to see Jennifer's face when she see's just how unpopular she really is.

Tangio said it would be interesting for the house to finally find out who was really to blame for the escalating argument last week, which led to Dennis being kicked out for spitting in Mohamed's face. Yes Tangio, I think you will definitely find that the public are solidly AGAINST Jen but whether that means they support Mohamed is another thing? I am beginning to see that man in a different light and it is not a nice white gleaming clean one........

What The Odds?

Looking back to the 15th June 2008 the first figure was the odds offered on contestants winning Big Brother. The second figure is what is offered today 1 July 2008. Darnell and Rex are 'coming in' with most others on the way out....... You learn something new every day.

Kathreya 5/2 ~~ Kathreya 5/4 Still favourite
Mikey 5/1 ~~ Darnell 2/1
Luke 5/1 ~~ Luke 9/1
Rachel 9/1 ~~ Rex 12/1
Rex 9/1 ~~ Mikey 14/1
Darnell 9/1 ~~ Rachel 14/1
Dale 14/1 ~~ Mario 25/1
Mo 20/1 ~~ Mo 25/1
Bex 20/1 ~~ Dale 33/1
Jen 25/1 ~~ Stuart 50/1
Dennis 33/1 ~~ Bex 66/1
Mario 50/1 ~~ Lisa 66/1
Lisa 50/1 ~~ Jen 150/1
Sylvia 50/1
Alexandra 100/1

Jen is between 1/25 and 1/33 to GO on Friday with Rex's odds being 8/1 and 10/1 against. Time for BB producers to get another female in the house as they are being booted out in droves.

Rex v Jen - Who voted for who?

As announced earlier in Mutt's crystal ball Rex and Jen are up for the public vote.
They both got SIX votes each but who voted for who (apart from Jen voting for Rex and Rex voting for Jen of course.......But NO! Read on!..........

Dale - Rex and Mo
Darnell - Jen and Mario
Jen - Rachel and Kat
Kat - Jen and Bex
Lisa - Jen and Bex
Luke - Darnell and Rex
Mario - Rex and Mo
Mikey - Darnell and Rex
Mohamed - Bex and Jen
Rachel - Jen and Bex
Bex - Rex and Rachel
Rex - Bex and Jen
Stuart - Rex and Rachel

Six votes - Rex
Six votes - Jen

Five votes - Bex
Three votes - Rachel
Two votes - Mo
Two votes - Darnell
One vote - Kat
One vote - Mario

NO votes for Dale, Lisa, Luke, Mikey and Stuart

Who goes on Friday? Seems Rex doesn't care as he would like to see his girlfriend. Jennifer had seen a vision in some very fishy water that she would be up for eviction: "I knew it was going to be me, I had a feeling this morning."
"I know I've been myself and I know you're yourself as well," she told Rex, "this is how you are in the outside world."
"At least we're real people, we're not two-faced.".....one of her faces said as the other face turned around in stunned amazement at that last comment.

Her fate is sealed (Oh I had to say it and I bet Ch4 have and probably the tabloids too), now it's up to you.

Is HE?

Here's just one of the photos circulating of Dale and unknown (for now) male at a gay club.

Rumours have been going around for a couple of weeks now and I've been refusing to believe ANYTHING and I still do.

DALE - GAY?

Maybe the 'Triangle' could be more exciting than we first realised especially if there are some hot pics of Stuart with his pet toy poodle Trixie!!!

More on this as I find out but it seems certain low-market publications are apparently sitting on pictures of Dale having his face eaten off by another man.

This is one of THREE men trying to sell his story to the tabloids but only has hard, (excuse the pun) evidence.

We shall see.....we shall see......

And a ps: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dl0Qz0LpEAo Dale supposedly confideing in Jen but why confide in Jen. But why then carry on with an act that he fancies her and she is worried about him fancying her? Neither are good enough at acting!

PPS I still cannot get over how Dale closed his eyes and seemed to be so happy when he held Darnell close to him the night of the bust up over the painting. And Darnell is enjoying spending way too much time with Dale?

Is two and two adding up to five?

Butch and Tangio Rub Each Other The Right Way

It was time to re-apply the old orange fake tan we have grown to love or least we have grown to love on Butch and Tangio (Lisa and Mario).

Last night, mum and dad, put on a great show for the cameras, stripping off practically every item of clothing and leaving little to the imagination. Not only was fake tan applied but they tinted their eyelashes, brushed each other hair and basically groomed each other like a couple of orangutans

Poor Jennifer walked in on the two lovebirds and and like anyone of us, was hugely embarrassed and covered her head with a pillow to escape the revolting sight. Sadly for everyone else, we have photos and Channel 4 will definitely show footage of the gruesome sight on their highlights show.

The pair seemed to enjoy their orange-up session and like all good orangutans after a good grooming session, they finnished off by cuddling up and picked flies out of each others teeth - Ah I jest - But that would make great TV!

And What Is Sylvia Saying Now?

"Oh Dennis is my hero" that's what she's saying!

And why?

Sylvia Barrie, who escaped civil war in Sierra Leone so knows all about the dangers of war should be able to spot a real hero a mile off claims Dennis McHugh fits her criteria. Oh dear, I guess we all make some odd choices at times and Sylvia has made the strangest choice here.

"He literally put himself - and his position in the house - on the line. So my feelings towards him will never change. [REALLY?]
"I was just upset that my best friend was taken out of the house - I was devastated."
She adds, "It was a case of something that spiralled out of control. I actually did think there would be a fight." [WHAT? DID I MISS THAT BIT OR WAS THAT WHEN BEX STEPPED IN TO STIR THINGS UP?]

Nice, honest (roll eyes) Sylvia called Mohamed a "perv".
This is the Mohamed she claimed asked her to pretend to be a couple while they were in the house. Mo would NEVER think of that - He's to interested in what's for dinner!
Sylvia claimed, "We were playing a game of Truth or Dare and Mohamed said he had a dream about me. I felt sick."
"I didn't find it funny at all. I just think he's a perv. Even just the way he looks at me sometimes.
"I just think, 'Oh stop it, I don't fancy you. Stop it!'" [IF ONLY HE WAS STUART SHE'D HAVE RIPPED HIS CLOTHES OFF AND FORCED HERSELF UPON HIM WITH OR WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION....]

So that's all from Sylvia, her 15 minutes of fame have finished and she's now off to join other forgotten past housemates down the dole queue.

Meanwhile Dennis has scurried back to Scotland with his head in his hands thoroughly ashamed of his actions so why Sylvia thinks he is such a hero is probably beyond him too.

"I'm ashamed of what I did and I totally regret it. I am sorry for what happened. 'I'm bitterly disappointed. I am just looking forward to getting back home to my family now.
"It's been a tough few days, but I need time to rest before I can move on from this. "I need to get my head around everything that has happened."

Dennis still insists he did not spit at Mohamed, but just made a spitting motion which of course is why Mo had to wash his face? I will never understand that bit as whatever the case it was threatening and Dennis's actions were inexcusible.

Dennis's mother Linda Anderson, stood by her son and must have been watching a different show as she feels Mo provoked him? She said: "People have their own opinions of Dennis, but he was provoked and intimidated by Moahemd (she can't spell his name) most of the time."

I have not seen ANY provocation at all and unless it has been when the sound dips are on? Or maybe Mo eating all the food and is provocation?

Talk about standing by your family......

Permed and Spotty - A Typical Teen

So who is this typical a photo of?








Now we know why Stuart has that bearded look..... He's covering up acne scars!






Do you think he and Jen would have made a cute couple back then?


Can see them dancing at the school disco now. What do you think?

BREAKING NEWS - NOMINATIONS!

I see in my crystal ball...........



Rex and Jen are up against each other people







Jennifer will be reunited with her daughter sooner than she thought.

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"I Was Just Snarling And Steam Was Coming Out My Ears", Yeah But....

.....Said Bexie Pollard.

When Alex left, Sylvia attempted to replace that role of bitch of the house. The only problem was that Sylvia was not as intelligent, was not no where near as malicious and could never maintain any level of bombardment upon her fellow housemates compared to her predecessor

We now have version three in place - Bexie Pollard the least intelligent of the three who has got her baps out at every opportunity and seen this as her greatest achievement...Hmmmm.

Bex is incredibly simplistic, immature and see's everything as black and white. 'Bex's world' is where we all have fun on her terms. She has a fantastic time but you may not always enjoy yourself. Yesterday she smothered Mo with sun cream and then later defaced the belt she made for his birthday. I'm left asking myself are all females from Coventry like this because if so it is best to avoid that part of the country. OK I know she's young but come on! Is this entertainment?

We all know why Rebecca is acting in this way. She has seen Sylvia go and is thinking about her own place in the house, what has she got to do to stay and how she has to play her own game. It is better to be a Charley (Bex is NO CHARLEY mind you) than be boring.

She's a naughty minx who thinks she is attempting to keep the house interesting, never the less, I'm not so sure if what she is doing is working? I was hoping that Bex's role within the house would develop and only last Friday I was saying she was growing on me; my feelings have changed - I CAN'T STAND HER!

She is irritating, frustrating, annoying and a pain in the proverbial. This 'fun house' means Bex being stupid and acting like a four year old. However all I have seen so far is a spoilt wannabe sitting groaning and moaning, "I want to live in a fun house" - Who is she moaning with? Jennifer! They sit and whinge while the other HMs get on and enjoy themselves.

The Coventry lass is now shit hot favourite to go this week and I would not be at all surprised. I am in two minds whether I want her to be out as I find her games with Luke funny to watch and she's already driving him insane. - Let's watch him become the 'real Luke' because he is always saying that everyone else is not themselves yet Luke is a duplicate version of himself without all the faculties.

Could Bex be released on Friday? If she behaves like an idiot all week I may well switch off. There is still time for her to ensure her fun is good fun and potentially she could make the brilliant housemate I thought she was turning into. We do not all want stupidity which only a small child will enjoy and that is my problem with her. - Remember Rebecca, Big Brother is an adult show, Alex told us that......