Butch and Tangio Rub Each Other The Right Way

It was time to re-apply the old orange fake tan we have grown to love or least we have grown to love on Butch and Tangio (Lisa and Mario).

Last night, mum and dad, put on a great show for the cameras, stripping off practically every item of clothing and leaving little to the imagination. Not only was fake tan applied but they tinted their eyelashes, brushed each other hair and basically groomed each other like a couple of orangutans

Poor Jennifer walked in on the two lovebirds and and like anyone of us, was hugely embarrassed and covered her head with a pillow to escape the revolting sight. Sadly for everyone else, we have photos and Channel 4 will definitely show footage of the gruesome sight on their highlights show.

The pair seemed to enjoy their orange-up session and like all good orangutans after a good grooming session, they finnished off by cuddling up and picked flies out of each others teeth - Ah I jest - But that would make great TV!