Out Of The Frying Pan And Into The Chip Fryer

Last night was fight night in the BB house and rude Alex joined in, opened her mouth and spoke fluent foulness!

Sylvia joined in with the argument which was over Rebecca's chips and the quality of her cooking. Yes chip cooking can be terribly important and now we all know that if you get it wrong and it can cause demented rows with argumentative gobsh*tes.

The issue arose when Rebecca screwed up and then went on to defend herself: "Is it agreed to let Rex cook the actual meals then? I'm happy to step out, but I didn't wanna like, not do anything and then have people saying, 'Ooh, you haven't been helping".

"Who cares what people are gonna say?" Alex retorted.

"I do really apologise for cooking the chips wrong," Rebecca pleaded to the group now mostly deafened by Alex's shouting.

Rachel stepped into to console Rebecca at this point "Don't apologise, Bex, you tried. It wasn't very good, fair enough, but you tried!" (Must have been bloody awful chips then and I think we should have a national debate on the subject)

"I didn't mean to do it," Rebecca again pleaded. "I didn't purposely mean to ruin the chips." (This is ONLY about chips or is it?)

Sylvia then mocked Rebecca stating: "No one's gonna say, 'Oh, you're not helping'. If you wanna clean, clean 'cause you wanna clean, don't clean 'cause you think, 'Oh, I'm gonna clean, they're gonna like me'. Bull****'! That sort of thing just gets on my ****."

Rebecca still tried to defend her goodly deed but Alex was having none of it: "I can cook, but why am I bothering to waste everyone else's time with my simple efforts? It's not a case of trying - I'm not gonna try and do something that I know for a fact that I can't do. We're in a situation where it affects everybody else."

"I was doing it because I wanted to help, I wasn't doing it because people would like me." - Rebecca you poor soul you are arguing with the wrong women! These two do not give a damn.

"Bulls***, bulls***!" Sylvia blurted (See told you Bex)

"She tried!" Said Rachel supporting her friend - You can tell Rachel is training to be a teacher. She will be handing out stickers and putting up star charts around the house before the summer is out. Everything about her says. 'nervous breakdown by 35'. (Only saying this because I know so many teachers and feel I can!)

Our last words go to none other than Alex: "Excuse me! Getting up and trying to play the martyr, trying to defend anyone, you might as well just sit back babes. That kind of ****'s not gonna wash round me."

Ooooooh, sounds to me like Sylvia decided she was going to be the new Charley before she went into the house but Alex wants that crown more. Let's see them fight it out and hope that the public allow them to stay longer than three weeks as this will be a real humdinger if they do.