The housemates have failed today's Task."What tasks have we passed?" asked Luke.
"I don't think we've passed one Task," said Lisa.
"We passed that music one yesterday," said Rachel.
"Was that classed as a pass?" asked the Warrington lass.
Alas the housemates are a bunch of losers again and today they failed even the simpliest of tasks; OK licking crisps may not be the most challenging of jobs but it will not be the nicest - Especially if you have an aversion to worcester Sauce!
Failure today was in a couple of the four flavours of the 6250 grams of potato crisps tasted. The housemates were allowed a 5% margin of error, alas Cheese and Onion exceeded this by 8% and Worcester Sauce by a massive 11%.
The housemates will now not receive their extra token.....Not that it was worth much.
The good news for the bunch of crisp lickers is that they will not starve as Alex had made them dumplings after moaning about said task. (doesn't she always). I hope others see Alex for what she really is and do not vote her out too soon. Grace Dent said today "Alex needs love". I would not go that far but I would say that Alex needs support and a lot of it, if only she knew how much TLC she required?
As for her fellow HMs......Its beans, bread and mushed unused toilet roll for dinners till further notice. Used toilet rolls for those sent to the jail!
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