Too many chefs in the kitchen this morning and starving ones at that.Luke has already made it clear how hungry he is and the poor lad is wasting away in front of our eyes. This morning he was so desperate for food that he ended up agreeing with Alex in an argument over doughballs but was happy to eat Rachel's spaghetti!
It seems Alex had told the housemates that she would cook doughballs, (the oddest idea for breakfast but sensible for using their meagre rations) for breakfast. Problem was that she did not get up to cook anything and everyone was starving.
Scatty brained Rachel who I've normally not liked but at the moment feel a bit sorry for, got up 
earlier than Alex and opened four tins of spaghetti to make with toast for those who were awake with her at that point and thought the others could heat up the spaghetti when they woke up. The housemates were overjoyed at the thought of food and did not care where it came from. Mario and Luke ate with her and thanked her for making the meal, with Mario saying: "Well done, babe." But then Alex arose from her beauty sleep at first feeling fabulous with the joys of summer wafting through her body. She did not expect to see saucepans of cold spaghetti left to one side and her breakfast plans thrown away with them.
earlier than Alex and opened four tins of spaghetti to make with toast for those who were awake with her at that point and thought the others could heat up the spaghetti when they woke up. The housemates were overjoyed at the thought of food and did not care where it came from. Mario and Luke ate with her and thanked her for making the meal, with Mario saying: "Well done, babe." But then Alex arose from her beauty sleep at first feeling fabulous with the joys of summer wafting through her body. She did not expect to see saucepans of cold spaghetti left to one side and her breakfast plans thrown away with them.Ready for the rant?
"You asked me last night what I was going to do," Said Alex to Rachel who was now clearing up the dishes.
"People wanted spaghetti on toast this morning" Rachel replied
"Yeah, but did you have to cook it all? All four tins?"
"Rex and I thought people could reheat it," explained Rachel, looking anxious. "I'm not gonna argue with you Alex."
"I'm not gonna argue with you, you're not worth it," .........but you know damn well when Alex, she's like a dog with a bone and she kept on going......
"People wanted spaghetti on toast this morning" Rachel replied
"Yeah, but did you have to cook it all? All four tins?"
"Rex and I thought people could reheat it," explained Rachel, looking anxious. "I'm not gonna argue with you Alex."
"I'm not gonna argue with you, you're not worth it," .........but you know damn well when Alex, she's like a dog with a bone and she kept on going......
"Darnell, I'm cooking breakfast for those who haven't had. People have interfered with the major plan, because they're dumb," Alexandra said as loudly as she could.
Meanwhile Jennifer and Dennis have arrived and are getting Alex's version of events
"It's minging, putting on loads of spaghetti and reheating it. That's how tramps live. What's the point?" Rachel then tried to have her say by pointing out that people were hungry, but Alex cut her off: "Excuse me, I'm talking. That's rude," (Pot, kettle black?) before adding: "Should've just waited for me to make breakfast as planned from Monday. Doesn't demonstrate common sense, does it?"
"It's minging, putting on loads of spaghetti and reheating it. That's how tramps live. What's the point?" Rachel then tried to have her say by pointing out that people were hungry, but Alex cut her off: "Excuse me, I'm talking. That's rude," (Pot, kettle black?) before adding: "Should've just waited for me to make breakfast as planned from Monday. Doesn't demonstrate common sense, does it?"
She continued: "What's the point? You should have just waited to make the breakfast."
The onslaught of rudeness from Alex reduced Rachel to a crumbling mess and she headed off to the bathroom. Dennis supported her with some gentle words; "I'm not eating her ******* dough balls anyway." (******** = mmmmm tasty?)
Oddly Luke,(the intelligent and my early favourite), Lisa and Mario began to support Alex, even though Lisa had said earlier; "I refuse to starve." And all three were happy to eat Rachel's food. Alas REX supported Rachel in cooking the food and so.....Sadly Mario is as thick as a brick and manipulating Lisa, Alex is manipulating Mario because she is a devious moo. Somehow they have decided that Rex is trying to sabotage the food so they all starve? Now that's stupidity for you.
PS Refuse to post yet another picture of Alex shouting......BORED NOW>>>>>>>>Move on.
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