Turning Japchinese

How many GCSEs do our housemates have between them? Maybe that will be a stand in joke after yesterday morning's get up when they greeted their latest task.

Not only did they way awake to 'Turning Japanese' but they also had all of the oriental rising sun paraphernalia on display.

"It's CHINESE" Someone said - (Sorry can't remember who as I was distracted with the Alex gone news.)

"Does this mean we might have a Chinese Take-Away tonight?"

NO ITS A JAPANESE TASK YOU NUMPTIES!

This task has been going on for two days and the last part was for Alex to be removed. Oh that must have been an added bonus for the housemates who probably thought she was going on Friday anyway. There was no way that Mario would be leaving with his international fan club although his face when he realised how hated he was in the house was an absolute picture. To keep Mario, Alex (while she was there) and the gang (not Alex and her posse but the housemates in general), had an assortment of tasks to complete which were from endurance karaoke to learning Japanese to martial arts. So nothing cliched then? The task has now been completed and guess what - The housemates have actually PASSED. Hope you were sitting down when I said that as I know it is is a shock.

The housemates can now eat till their hearts content next week, however right now they are still on rations, bet they are wishing they listened to bullying Alex this morning and her dough balls for breakfast - Bet she is wishing she stopped going on.....What am I saying ......She believes she is perfect and that it is everybody else's fault and never her own. I shall miss her - The orange subtle underhand behaviour will now become even stronger........And the orange couple will become more orangey