Tuesday 24 June 2008

What is Lisa’s obsession with Stu’s KNEES?

Actually it was with his whole body!

I have not given the orange couple their own blog entry for some time now so here is one entry dedicated to a couple of their wonderful conversations - And my opinion on it and them!

"I had a dream about the sea……….."
Said Butch Lisa who was holding onto her stud-muffin Tangio’s fingers but who was looking over at a certain person.
“Funny he hasn’t got a girlfriend,” she continued. “Looks like a Thai boxer,” “or decathlon” butted in her tangoed beau. “Or all rounder?”
“A lot of effort has gone into that body. He has a stomach like an ironing board."

You could physically see her lips purse together as she spoke – That action we girls all know that means ‘phworrr’ when we fancy someone.

Tangio brushed the fact that his missus is quite noticeably infatuated with the new boy and went on to say; “He’s taken to Sylvia?” “Sylvia’s taken to him but I think Jenny’s got a thing for him?” Yes Butch you are quite right but YOU have a thing for him too. Does her man realise this or are they so content with each other that he does not mind about her wondering eye and lust for a toyboy?

Another conversation between the gruesome twosome was when they were in the bath soaping each other up – (I swear I wasn’t watching only listening and even that was gross).

Butch Lisa asked to her sexy orange giggling man, "What are you laughing at?"
"The one-eyed monster,"
Said the one-eyed monster before they went on to talk about Jen and Dale: "She said she's just friends with Dale," Tangio the big orange stud or is it dud pointed out. “Yeah - she's come in on her own, and you form a special bond in here.” The orange big lipped woman deduced. “You meet in unusual circumstances, but when you come out into the outside world, in reality - you realise that these relationships don't last." Oh she’s so clever and I can’t believe the brain power in the house this year!
"I suppose that if you weren't here," Mario revealed, "I would have hooked up with Luke and Mikey." (Interesting bath times?) "For somebody so young, Luke's very charismatic," he carried on."I like his voice," Lisa swooned! "It's really chirpy and happy. I like to hear it." I lied she didn’t really swoon, she ‘commented’.

Someone better warn Mikey and Luke that if Lisa is booted out they are next in line to soap the big man up - Oooh the poor guys but at least Mikey's blind...........

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