Wedding Over - Oh thank the lord

Sorry for the lack of blog entries today but my life is so exciting. I knew of course it was the first UK BB wedding and so instead I booked myself into the emergency wart removal clinic at the local hospital. I had a strong suspicion that having warts frozen would be much more enjoyable - And I was right.

But I suppose I ought to talk about the scam that never was. Even the bans were seen as fake by big gob Alex when actually the wording was in that case correct. And oh that Alex is going to hack everyone off isn't she? FABULOUS!

So the wedding - I think it is fair to say that none of the housemates believed this to be a real wedding and even Mikey saw through the charade. (Sorry about the pun, I couldn't resit). Personally I think Mario and Luke made a better couple and Luke would had made a much better bitch to Mario's stud don't you think? You only had to watch Luke and Mario on last night's show to see the sexual chemistry between them.

The BB Wedding

Stephanie wore 'a crisp, white gown' while Mario sported the normal wedding attire of a tux and a dark blue waistcoat. The bridesmaids were chosen yesterday by Steph and if she had any sense, which we now all realise she does not, she would have chosen Alex as one of her attendants. Unfortunately she chose Lisa, Kat (without the gold platform boots thankfully), Rebecca and Rachel, which left Alex resentful and still taking this matter personally. Mario had said he did not want her or others to attend who kept demeaning the validity of the wedding stating; "curt, rebellious, obnoxious people" were not welcome. So there is some anger in the man then and a hypocrisy.

"We are gathered here today," declared minister, "to witness the union of Shaun (Mario's less glamorous name) and Jonathon.....(Nah, I joke now her real name is) Stephanie."
"A good marriage must be created and nurtured. If there is any person here who knows of any lawful impediment against this marriage, they should declare it now."

And this was Alexandra chance to stamp her mark.
"I think we all know how I feel," she exclaimed. "I contest. I feel this is a sham. It's been given to us in a task format. I don't this it is a strong enough bond. It's a sham."

Well she has a point doesn't she? Although I do not like the way Alex has been interrogating Steph, I think she deserves it but I think what Alex did to Mikey was below the belt. My bigger concern is what Channel 4 is making Alex into. They need a baddie and they have found a great character for their show.

The fab news for the happy non couple is that the minister shut Alex up pretty quick and declared Steph and Mario ....ooooops I mean Shaun, husband and wife.

How has this task panned out for BB? Not very well in my opinion. The housemates were onto it from the very beginning and know that something happens right at the start so WHY oh why pull a stunt then? The other point is why use Lisa and Mario who have appeared on TV many times. I wonder if the other contestants had seen them on TV and subconsciously then felt uneasy about Mario from there on. Stephanie is just a silly little girl and no real harm to anyone - Who may be out on Friday?

Favourite quote from last night's show comes from Luke in the Diary Room

Luke: "Oh and Becky has asked for some masking tape"

BB: "What does she want it for?"

Luke: "Don't know? Maybe its to put over her mouth"

I've got plenty of masking tape available if BB hasn't!