Is Sylvia's He-'art' Good Enough For Stu?

Nope.

What can I say about this woman who was so in love with her beau one moment yet passionately ‘consumed’ by lust for the charms (or is the muscles?) or the new housemate?

She’s already bathed with him and leapt on him (twice), but today she had to keep her hands off him and use her artistic skills – or lack of them.

Yes Big Brother had a task up its sleeve; well it could hardly be up Stuart’s because he was not allowed to wear any sleeves……only his shorts. Life model Stud – sorry Stu; (it is my spell check honestly, but from the neck up I’d rather fancy a hedgehog), I digress, was asked to pose for the housemates. They were allowed to use a range of different ‘tools’ in other words paint or clay and once completed had to explain their pieces of work.

“Remember I have to find myself a wife after this” said Stu, “so use your imaginations well”. Nothing like a modest life model whose comment would ensure he looked castrated.
Sylvia’s picture looked like…….a mess -"This is my sexy interpretation of Stu," said Sylvia."I have focused on his sexy body with his beautiful pecs going on, his nice eyes and I think his face is really pretty." Sylvia dear, you lost in when you said he had a pretty face, you never tell a man he has a pretty face. You might as well tell him you think he is gay.

So who did new boy Stuart select as his favourite? Oh dear not the wisest choice this one, - Stuart informed BB of his final decision and that Jennifer was his winner. Everyone applauded, that was all except green eyed Dale and bunny-boiling, teddy bear head ripping Sylvia who's now out for Jen’s blood.

Funny woman Sylvia? She has played a good game but a see through game. She’s snuck up to all the single good looking men and even the good looking woman so kept both sides happy!

She’s now doing the arguing ‘game’ and “I’m going to talk loud at 3am in the morning if I want to and ooooh Mikey’s victimizing me”. I’m getting lots of attention here am I not? She’s totally transparent and too stupid to play the game properly which is good news for Stuart because if she was more intelligent, she would be Alex and frightening!